Plain White Shirt

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LNF*

• Fish can get seasick if they are swirled in a pail or kept on board a rolling ship.

• At least fifteen million people are having a birthday today.

• Clark Gable was listed on his birth certificate as a girl.

• Woman blink nearly twice as much as men.

• Humans share one third of their DNA with lettuce.

• Right-handed people live on average, 9 years longer than left-handed people.

• Kermit the Frog is left handed.

• Corn is incapable of reproducing itself in the wild.

• Volleyball is the most popular sport at nudist camps.

• An average of 76 people a year die playing twister, about 23 of which played the nude version. (better to stick to volleyball)

• Thomas Edison was a judge at the first “Miss America” beauty contest in 1880.

HOLIDAZE LNFs:

• Christmas became a national holiday in America on June, 26, 1870.

• In Greek, X means Christ. That is where the word “X-Mas” comes from. Nobody took the “Christ” out of Christmas, they just got lazy.

• Some priests in Australia advise you to say “Happy Christmas”, not “Merry Christmas”, because Merry has connotations of getting drunk

• “Hot cockles” was a popular game at Christmas in medieval times in which participants took turns striking a blindfolded player, who had to guess the name of the person delivering each blow. “Hot cockles” was still a Christmas pastime until the Victorian era.

•“It’s a Wonderful Life” appears on TV more often than any other holiday movie.

• During the holiday shopping season, Visa cards alone are used an average of 5,340 times every minute in the United States.

• More diamonds are sold around Christmas than any other time of the year.
• Seven out of ten dogs receive Christmas Gifts from their owners.

*Why LNF? Why Plain White Shirt? Read Rorschach’s Ribs and all will be understood.


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