There were a lot of things wrong with the world back in the 70’s and 80’s…
Topsiders with no socks
Joanie Loves Chachi…
…I could go on for days…
But there was one offense greater than most.
They posed a question to us:
Why sizzle fat when you can Sizzlean?
I’ll tell you why. Because bacon is quite frankly, the best food ever.
Eating Sizzlean (or Facon, as I like to call it) is like eating a tofu burger and hoping it tastes like the real thing—just eat the damned burger, folks.
It’s like Beggin Strips for people.
And trust me…you should NEVER eat Beggin Strips…They (like Sizzlean) do not, I repeat, DO NOT taste like bacon.